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thechriscrocker:

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the yawn trick

so casual..
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Source
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dr-solus:

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 
Oh… 

“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”
Okay…

“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”
… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”
well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“
UH EXCUSE ME
Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

” There. Can you… Still move it? ”i.. amnot sure how to take thisl0l 

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”
wow rude

“Illustration by Ryunosuke Kuroichi”
…. its a copic illustration book thingy… and im just laughing here right now

After completing this task, follow the scoring instructions: 1. pleasure is the principal motive for living.
oh. okay philosophy text book.

“Afternoon, Ladies.”
…..The Ultimates are trying to tell me something……..

from Members of the Tribe
“i could use a job.”
asdfghjlkjhgjahdkjsfh dying

“You’d get blood on the seats when they drove you to the emergency room”
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING!?!?!?

“We slog back to the train in silence.” - Catching Fire xD
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Do you know how intoxicating you smell, Miss Steele?” he murmurs, and keeping his eyes on mine, he pushes his nose into my pubic hair and inhales.

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50 shades of grey

(via robertopattinson)

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if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.
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I have one :3 <3
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